Sunday, July 13, 2008

I'll Take Basketball, Too

"For those of you who don't know, I was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease a couple of weeks ago. Which sucks. Because I hate baseball. I'd really much rather have been diagnosed with a basketball disease. Maybe Wilt Chamberlain disease. That's the one where you have sex 20,000 times and then you die."

-- singer Carla Zilbersmith, updating fans at a concert,
as quoted by Gary Trudeau

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