Gimme Gimme Gimme

The bartender at the Sidetrack said: "people sure do like to give you things. I wish people would give me free stuff like that," pointing to my stack of loot for the weekend. This included:

• Coupon for free chips & guac, from Chipolte
• Coupon for free burrito from same
• GSB bumper sticker
• Beige baseball hat, GSB logowear
• Flyer for free Hepatitis A&B vaccination
• CD for same
• Tinfoil gumwrappers
• Rubber charity wristband (orange)
• Lint (found in pocket)
• Penny (found on street)

I offered her the pick of any of this, or a cash tip. She laughed, but took the cash.