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If my Wondertwin Powers were up to 100%, I'd be living la vida fantastico like Chad Fox.

Who I found through Joe.My.God's story about Kinkiness. Best Quote of the evening:

"Nestor, if you stick that up my ass I'm gonna poop that pickle across the room. I'm not kidding." I do have my limits.

"You're no fun," he responded.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

The bartender at the Sidetrack said: "people sure do like to give you things. I wish people would give me free stuff like that," pointing to my stack of loot for the weekend. This included:

• Coupon for free chips & guac, from Chipolte
• Coupon for free burrito from same
• GSB bumper sticker
• Beige baseball hat, GSB logowear
• Flyer for free Hepatitis A&B vaccination
• CD for same
• Tinfoil gumwrappers
• Rubber charity wristband (orange)
• Lint (found in pocket)
• Penny (found on street)

I offered her the pick of any of this, or a cash tip. She laughed, but took the cash.

Toothpaste for Dinner

Eli sent me this:
Toothpaste for Dinner


...whose author also gives great advice, like this:

I was just wondering, if you could have any superpower in the world, and one
wish come true, what would they be? —Teneille

Teneille, I would be flyin’ around
with a thousand dollars. It would be sweet.

Natalie rocks.

I am a sexy beast, baby.

Back from Columbus. Now, all I have to do is close a couple of multimillion dollar deals, find a new love interest, and get my back hair zapped (not necessarily in that order).

Look Homeward, Angel

I'm back in Columbus for a week, for the 4th of July holiday, and a little downshifted time. It's a good vacation spot, especially since the holiday results in a lot of auxiliary events. Everyone's throwing a cookout, for example, so I've got all the beer brats I can handle, and more.

Everything moves just a little bit slower, and everything aims to be just as cool as anywhere else, except that there's a little less of it than it would take at any given time to reach a critical mass of coolness.