Wednesday, August 24, 2005

The Joke No One Likes

A guy walks into his psychiatrists office and says, "I keep thinking of killing myself, but I'm so incredibly phobic. I'm afraid of guns, knives, heights, being crushed, needles, poison, deep water, shallow water, and fire."

The psychiatrist thinks about this for a minute, and says, "Well, you like cats, don't you?"

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