Dan Savage would like you to know that he has a wild sex life that he can't really tell you about, unless it's upside down and in French, and even then, he spends most of the paragraph talking about how he's not supposed to be telling you any of this. My married friends and coworkers also thought that I had a similarly interesting sex life, somewhere out of their immediate view; I would then regale them with endless descriptions of regrouting the bathroom tile on lonely Friday nights. The reality is always both more and less interesting than whatever is it you're imagining, much like most of the secret societies of the world are really just a bunch of guys meeting in badly lit basements to play live action D&D and complain about the rest of us.
Here's Dan's wild tale:
Dirty, and in French. How kinky!
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